I know that this is not an advice blog or anything but I feel the need to help the sorry single fellas out there in the online dating world. First things first, yes be yourself that should go without saying, but that being said there are definitely a few things that you can leave out of your profile and your approach to women online. Now ladies you might not agree with me on the follow things, but if you don't then I suggest you go into online dating cause that's where you can find your fellow freaks and live happily ever after. But for those guys out there looking for a nice, young, pretty woman please leave these things out. There is always something that you think is witty and shows your funny personality but just makes you seem well a little dumb, delete that. Which reminds me, while I know I shouldn't be talking, grammar and spelling does matter a little bit. There is nothing worse than a guy who spells the word you "u"; it makes me think you didn't graduate from high school. Sorry guys! But now to get to the most important part, the pictures. If you are not a father do not, I repeat DO NOT, put photos of you with young children on your profile unless you label them. Take it from me I will not message you back if I think that there is any chance that you have a kid. Now this is not because I'm shallow or anything it is simply because the first egg that you should be fertilizing should be well maybe a little later in life, and I don't need to be dealing with baby mama drama at the age of 22. But by far the worst thing that a man can do on these sites is put up a shirtless picture of themselves. Now I'm not talking a tasteful fun on the beach picture, I'm talking about the creepy guy in his bathroom taking a photo with his phone. You know the type of picture that you think they would send to a semi loose woman to urge them to come over, well that is what I'm talking about. So put up a picture of yourself in a suit or something that makes you look like your future is actually promising. Take it from me fellas, put the pudge away, take down the shower curtains, unflex your unimpressive muscles and leave something to the imagination.
Stay Classy!
Like this a lot! You are very humorous!
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