Are Men Really Dogs?

You have to know the saying that men are dogs and we all know that dogs like to leave their mark. They go around peeing on everything which says to all the other dogs in the neighborhood "hey this is mine!" The other dogs might sniff around it but they certainly don't pee on someone else's spot. ok ok I'm sure you want me to get to the point. Are men really dogs? Welll I truly don't think they are but there is this one thing that they do have in common and that's leaving their mark!!! Hickeys... What's with guys and giving girls hickeys.  I should know. I unfortunately had a few too many. I once went on a date with a hickey from a different guy (not my best moment, I understand). You tell them please don't I have to be a member of society tomorrow so having a giant hickey on my neck is the last thing I want. Men take that as a challenge and you end up pinned down with them sucking on your neck and not in a good way either. And then you have it. You have to understand this, for those who don't know me, I'm pale like almost no pigment whatsoever pale. So just think for a second how noticeable a dark purple mark would look on my white skin. It's almost as noticeable as black on white. Not to mention the public humiliation that comes with it. There's is nothing worse than standing in line at a store and you see a little, old, feeble lady checking out your neck. You know what she's thinking "kid's these days" and you feel like a trollop. That's a personal low. Anyway back to the guy and how he feels on the day after the "incident". Men walk around knowing that they have marked you. That there is a hickey on their girl's neck that says that she is his and everyone else better stay away. It's the same theory as a wedding or engagement ring without the long term commitment. They have peed on you. YUCK! Well ladies what is it that we should do? Is there a way to retaliate? Unless you are strong enough to pin them down and let's be honest if you are, you might want to rethink that relationship for other reasons, then there is not much we can do. Buy them an ugly sweater and make them where it? Ugh that just hurts you too... Anyway, while men might not be dogs they certainly have some characteristics. I guess ladies the goals would be to train them well so that they can earn lots and lots of treats. ;)

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