Now I Know Panera Has Cheap Coffee!

As you all know I started my profile on Okcupid.com, and it surely has been very entertaining. I was lucky enough to be propositioned for some hot and wild sex. Don't worry Mom I didn't reply to that one. :) That one was a shocker! hehe So I go on a date with one of the many guys that I have messaged me and let me tell you how uneventful this date was...I got there and he had already ordered coffee and he told me that he doesn't even like coffee. So we go up together to get me a cup and I go to order and like every self respecting girl a do the reach. You know when you reach into your purse for your wallet and the guy is supposed to say oh no no no I got it. So I reach and pause for a second then nothing. I had to pay for my $1.80 coffee. Are you kidding me $1.80!!! The homeless guy on the corner could pay that out of his shaking cup.  Ladies take it from me if he can't hold a sold conversation about anything but himself and can't pay for a cup of coffee then I don't think he is worth our time. Like Greg Behrendt, author of He's Just Not That Into You, says "Don't waste the pretty" and ladies I couldn't agree more. 

Stay Classy.

Black outs are never a good thing!

So you think you had a great night. Hung out with friends, met a guy, talked all night, gave him your number, and then the next day happens. Is he going to call? Well knowing my luck he doesn't of course. Thinking that I have balls and all this killer confidence, I TEXT HIM! That would be my first mistake apart from making out with him the night before. So come to find out after a great deal of confusing and utterly embarrassing text messages that he had blacked out. HE TOTALLY FORGOT! I was shocked needless say. Not only did he black out but turns out all night long when we were laughing about things... he was LYING! I really know how to pick the winners. So I decided then and there to let this one go, but apparently he really wanted to hook up with me, so for the next two nights I was the recipient of some drunken text messages. Ladies take my advice if you think it's too good to be true it probably is. You have to kiss a lot of frogs until you get to your prince.

Stay Classy!

Singles Awareness Day!

So valentine's day has come and gone, thank god. There is nothing worse then random people wishing you a happy valentine's day, do you not agree. There are all the happy people around dressed in pinks and reds with huge smiles on their faces. And to be honest I am truly happy for these people but at the same time kind of wishing they would trip. Not fall or anything just something thing little that would provide me with a little bit of satisfaction. But anyway here's what my wonderful valentine's day consisted of:

Me getting up at 6 AM!!! in order to finish some work that was due later in the day. Drinking butt loads of coffee and forgetting to eat. oops.  Then eating WAY TOO MUCH, because everyone around told me "it's valentine's day you are suppose to eat a lot." Yeah well tell that to my waist line this morning!! and trust me it wasn't pretty. Anyway, I spent some time with amazing friends and the whole time we all talked about how we are going to join Okcupid.com (a free dating website, that looks promising). I mean what's a better way to spend valentine's day with a bunch of singles discovering new ways to make sure your future dating life looks a little more promising.  I thought to myself, well that would provide some great material for my blog, and what's better than meeting a whole bunch of strange guys online to provide some laughs for my audience. :) Just you wait I'm making my profile today! Thank you singles awareness day for allowing me to take one step closer to finding my next failed relationship! hehe. 

Stay Classy!

Why I'm going to blog!

So today I find myself sitting at work with some colleagues and we were discussing my love life as we often do on our free time. We came to the realization that as a 22 year old I have started a whole lot of relationship that went absolutely nowhere. It is quite funny actually. So get excited cause you are about to hear about all my adventures in the dating world and let me tell you there have been some crazy times.

Hope you enjoy the stories!